340 Tobenai~Tori
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i am made of water and anxiety

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chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

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michaeluke:

He swears that guacamole is exactly what guacamole is

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heart:

when something is stuck in your eye in public

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disnerd:

do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off

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snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

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phleps:

theirye’re* 

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