i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback
I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break
seeing someone from school in public
I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts