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Goodnight Moon

The moon is slowly drifting away from the Earth at a rate of 3.8cm per year. This also affects the Earth’s rotation, which slows by a nearly indetectable 2 milliseconds every 100 years.


Make it Rain

Water isn’t exactly the first thing you’d expect to find in the…

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if a picture of a shoe can get 30,000 notes then why can’t i get a boyfriend

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if a u can see a someone’s bra through their shirt do you care.  like do u really care.  it’s probably a hecka cute bra right and i bet they spent like 20 dollars on that bra.  maybe even 30 dollars idk.  don’t shun the bra appreciate the bra

It’s underwear. It’s not supposed to be seen


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this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

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When contemplating a $15.00 purchase
  • 10-year-old me:Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me:Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me:Wow idk that's a lot of money
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    "This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"

    shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall

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    by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

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    I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

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    Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

    Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it


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    excuse me u accidentally pressed the unfollow button ha ha ha fix that